THIS RELATES TO MEME

When I see myself on the jumbotron at sporting events

I usually look like: 

When I take my first drink of wine after a long day

I’m like: 

When I leave my friend while she’s being hit on by an awkward stranger

When I saw my first grey hair in the mirror

I was like:

When I try to look intimidating

I think I look like:

But I really look like:

When I get in bed on Sunday night

I’m just like:

When my boss points out an error in one of my assignments

I’m like:

And he’s like:

When I drink margaritas too fast and get a brain freeze

When my skinny friend models her new bathing suits

When I’m drinking by myself

When I realize I’m so hungover I have the shakes

When my dog jumps up on my bed during a hook up

When someone asks why I don’t want to lay out by the pool